I am "bibian lai eng eng"

How old are you?
I going 4 years old.

hello, i'm
bibian lai eng eng.
i going 4 years old.

What ever she says makes me want to slap her real tight! Not that i hate her, but is just that i can't stand the way she speaks. Monday evening is always the day i am looking forward cuz she'll be here to bring baby craps for us!

Okay, just so you know, she is my little cousin sister, Vivian Lai Ing Ing. Ever time she visits us, there will be a whole new crap from her. So yesterday she came, tagging along with her blueberry candies in some box form, if you know how to the Equal's box look, is some what similar to that. Ok, so i request for just 1 candy, she refused to give me, not even letting me touch it. So i give in again, with harsher tone, i said i want, she stared at me and said "NO, YOU EAT YOU WILL DIE, THIS IS 'O'BAT(ubat), CANNOT EAT!" Then I ask her whether she will die if she eats, she replied "NO LARH, I WON"T DIE ONE". @.@ I feel like squeezing her like sponge, she is fat by the way, not chubby, is FAT!

My mum has this very awful laughter, that literally tickles everyone. But this creature here give a look to my mum and said "Why you laughing, very loud, >.<" imagine the frowning expression. And her grammar are all screwed up, serious case. I ask her where's her mum, "Mummy on the house".(it should be in the house/at home to be more appropriate) "Ei, what you doing?" (she missed out the are) "Where you coming?"(suppose to be going) I called her baby, can i carry you? "I'M NOT BABY, DON'T CALL ME BABY, DON'T CARRY ME!" I just want to try how heavy are you. "TRY AH, OK." She is very very heavy, i'm so afriad that i might sprain my back, so i brought her to the store room where we store our weighing scale, she is 16kg, i screamed OMG!! I was only 14kg when i was primary 1! She laughed inside there, and said "I HEAVY AH?" And laughed and laughed!! She speaks some kind of language to me, I scratched my head, not baby language, and i finally realised it was Tagalog. Cool huh :) And by the way, she speaks Hakka too! This is the strength where you have a mix parental. Her dad is Chinese and mum is Phillipino. You know the Philippino's English accent? Their pronunciation is rather funny I would say :D That's why she pronounce her name as Bibian!